You Are Not Alive To Please Any Of These Motherfuckers 1.5" Keychain
You Are Not Alive To Please Any Of These Motherfuckers 1.5" Keychain
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This sassy 1.5" keychain delivers your daily dose of empowerment with a side of colorful language! A pocket-sized reminder that your life is yours alone, perfect for those moments when you need a little rebellious encouragement. Attach to your keys, bag, or anywhere you need a tiny cheerleader with an attitude that cuts through people pleasing tendencies!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We ship all orders for in stock items within 7 business days.
Please note that business days are Monday-Friday excluding holidays and bank holidays.
We accept returns for damaged items upon approval after contacting us. Other returns are at our discretion less shipping costs and return shipping.
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