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HandCrofted LLC

Gifts for people with zero chill.

Colorful, handmade goodies with an appropriate amount of inappropriate humor. For your bestie, your coworker, or the little gremlin in the mirror.

Warning: there are a lot of cuss words in here Not for your pearl-clutching aunt Handmade with zero filter Your HR department would not approve Reader discretion is not advised Cute colors, filthy mouth

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  • Die Petting Something I Shouldn't Keychain

    Die Petting Something I Shouldn't Keychain

    Price: $10.99
  • Florida Petting Zoo Keychain

    Florida Petting Zoo Keychain

    Price: $10.99
  • Clear glass jar with text on a wooden stand, surrounded by colorful decorations including a gold dinosaur and blue unicorn figurine.

    Die Petting Something I Shouldn't Glass Can

    Price: $24.99
  • Hand holding a 'Florida' sticker with decorative items in the background

    Florida Petting Zoo Sticker

    Price: $5.00
  • Beach and Sunshine Keychain

    Beach and Sunshine Keychain

    Price: $10.99
  • Building My Empire Keychain

    Building My Empire Keychain

    Price: $10.99
  • It's Fine Sharks Keychain

    It's Fine Sharks Keychain

    Price: $10.99
  • Beach and Sunshine Glass Can

    Beach and Sunshine Glass Can

    Price: $24.99
Rebecca, founder of HandCrofted, on a pink sofa surrounded by disco balls

Hi, I’m Rebecca. The brand is basically me.

If you’ve ever said the quiet part out loud, had twelve tabs open in your brain, or laughed at something you definitely shouldn’t have, we’re going to get along. HandCrofted is my personality turned into things you can actually hold: loud colors, big feelings, and jokes your grandma wouldn’t approve of. I dream up, make and pack every piece myself, right here in my shop.

Made with big feelings, for the people who get it.

Read our story

Everything is made right here

All of our products are designed, created and produced in our shop. No production partners here.

  • Dreamed up here

    Every design starts as a thought I couldn’t keep to myself (so, most of them).

  • Made by hand here

    I make every piece in my shop, because watching a random brain-spark turn into something real never gets old.

  • Built for laughs

    Bright colors and an appropriate amount of inappropriate humor. Basically my personality, but shippable.

Not safe for work. Totally safe for the group chat.

Coasters, charms and pouches that say what you’re thinking.

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