Spite Strengthens Me Sticker
Spite Strengthens Me Sticker
$5.00
The gift-giving cheat sheet
Sorted by budget, because Secret Santa has rules and white elephant has none.
Under $10
Stocking stuffers, desk drop-offs and “saw this and thought of you.”
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Spite Strengthens Me Sticker
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Manatee No Touchy Ceramic Coaster
Manatee No Touchy Ceramic Coaster
$7.50
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It's Fine Sharks Sticker
It's Fine Sharks Sticker
$5.00
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Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Ceramic Coaster
Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Ceramic Coaster
$7.50
$10 to $20
The Secret Santa sweet spot.
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Florida Petting Zoo Keychain
Florida Petting Zoo Keychain
$10.99
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Die Petting Something I shouldn't 15oz Mug
Die Petting Something I shouldn't 15oz Mug
$15.99
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Try Poison Zipper Pouch
Try Poison Zipper Pouch
$12.99
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Penis Acrylic Wine Glass Charm Set
Penis Acrylic Wine Glass Charm Set
$14.99
$20 and up
For the people you actually like.
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Flying Fucks Crewneck Tee
Flying Fucks Crewneck Tee
$28.00
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Pretty Things And The Word Fuck Hoodie
Pretty Things And The Word Fuck Hoodie
$60.00
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Shark Teeth-At Least It's Not Drugs 20oz Insulated Tumbler
Shark Teeth-At Least It's Not Drugs 20oz Insulated Tumbler
$30.00
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Manatee No Touchy Glass Can
Manatee No Touchy Glass Can
$24.99
Still can’t decide?
Send them a link to the shop and let them pick. Bonus points for passive aggression.
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