You Are Not Alive To Please Any Of These Motherfuckers Ceramic Coaster

Expressive and practical, this 4-inch square ceramic coaster delivers a bold statement while protecting your surfaces. Ideal for coffee tables, desks, or bars, it combines personality with everyday utility.

Features

• 4-inch square ceramic coaster
• Handwash-safe for easy cleaning
• Cork backing shields surfaces from scratches
• Durable, everyday-use ceramic construction
• Bold, conversation-starting design for home or office spaces

Benefits

Protects tabletops from moisture, condensation, and light scuffs, keeping furniture looking clean and new.

Easy to care for—simply wash by hand to maintain the coaster’s finish and legibility of the message.

Adds personality to your space, whether you’re entertaining guests or organizing a workspace, without sacrificing practicality.